There was a major Security breach last night. Flash was monitoring the upstairs, he was taste testing the food to make sure there wasn't any poison, he has been monitoring our food intake for several years for my safety. My woman (I'll call her S from now on), S was standing at the doorway and when she wasn't looking, Nosey made for an escape. The twit has done this before and actually made it 12 hours without anyone noticing he was gone! Ha! If it had been me, S would have noticed immediately. There are dangers in the dark and Nosey is a twit and would never make it, he was so distressed about his fur getting dirty the last time I can hardly believe he made for another escape. The girl P has a soft spot for Nosey, they are both twits... I laugh in the face of twits! He was brought in safely and after a thorough sniff test I am assured he did not have any harm done during his short journey. I did think I heard Flash laugh when he ran out the door.

I have secured the area and there will be no more escapes, unless of course one of those birds would like to fly into my mouth... HA HA HA.. I laugh in the face of a bird!

My nerves are shot, I must nap so I can patrol later.

C